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Words by Felix Eldridge After prolonged negotiations, the University has announced that the Adelaide University Unibar will now be administered directly by the University rather than continuing to be operated by a private company. When speaking to On Dit earlier today, a senior University official read out the following statement: “Now, I’m fully aware that there’s […]

Words by Felix Eldridge Artist impression of the events A high-ranking Office Bearer of the SRC was today forced to reimburse the SRC several hundred dollars for chartering a helicopter flight from the Goodman Lawns to the Maths Lawns. In their official statement, the member stated that they thought it was justifiable to use student funds because […]

Words by Felix Eldridge A side by side comparison of the two games In a sudden turn of events, the AUU Clubs Committee has deregistered the League of Legends Club as per clubs committee rules where ‘the Union will not register a club with substantially similar objectives to an existing club.’ The Clubs Committee stated that because […]

Words by Felix Eldridge Pictured above: newest faceless powerbroker to Labor Right Earlier this morning the Labor Club Executive met to formally appoint this year’s faceless people. This year, the Executive has reached the ‘50% faceless women target’ set the previous year. One faceless man stated after the meeting: “Yes, while we’ve had affirmative action for some […]

Words by Felix Eldridge Scenes from outside the On Dit office yesterday evening In the late hours of yesterday evening, seven AUU staff and security personnel entered the On Dit office located in the basement of the George Murray building. While the AUU assured On Dit that this was merely just a ‘routine random check-up’, On […]

Words by Gage McGriffin Artist interpretation of the scenes In a surprising development in the COVID-19 epidemic, On Dit readership has risen by 300% in the last week, as university students everywhere flock to campus On Dit distribution points to snatch up copies. This unforeseen consequence is seemingly the result of a nationwide toilet paper shortage. […]

Words by Felix Eldridge Last night the SRC held a special meeting to vote to remove SRC President Henry Armfield from office. This was called for on the basis of a letter from the AUU to the SRC regarding allegations of misconduct that brought the AUU and SRC into disrepute. The letter was written earlier this […]

Words by Taylor Fernandez Many students are now experiencing self-isolation. Whilst acknowledging that not everyone has the privilege of studying or working at home, it is very important for those who do to stay home and assist in flattening the curve. Amidst the anxiety and panic, you may feel a little lost and overwhelmed in […]

Words by Ali Amin Every year Young Liberals around the country run their “Axe the SSAF” campaign, a campaign designed to rip apart student unions, defund student clubs, destroy student representation and make sure even more student money is controlled by unelected and disconnected university bureaucrats. Many students may be asking what is SSAF, how is […]

Words by Henry Armfield, SRC President The past few weeks have been incredibly challenging from a student representative perspective. There was so little information available from the University at a time when all we needed was guidance, or at least reassurance. Overheard was as active as I’ve ever seen it, unanimously slamming the University for […]