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AUU Board votes to spend one million dollars for Student Support Package

Words by Felix Eldridge Last night the AUU Board passed a COVID-19 relief package worth one million dollars as part of the broader Student Support Package from the University. According to AUU President Stella Woo, the Student Support Package is to be focused on students’ physical and mental wellbeing, academic successes and addressing students’ urgent financial […]

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BREAKING: University announces financial support packages for students in need

Words by Nicholas Birchall The University of Adelaide, in conjunction with the AUU and SRC has today announced what they are describing as “Student Support Packages”. Focused on academics, wellbeing, and emergency financial support, this three-pronged approach is aimed at vulnerable students directly affected by COVID-19. These services were designed in conjunction with student representatives from […]

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SRC Executive botches casual vacancy procedures

Words by Felix Eldridge At last Thursday’s SRC meeting (April 2), the SRC approved the recommendation of the SRC Executive and filled the previously vacant position of Education Officer. The steps for filling a casual vacancy are laid out clearly. According to the SRC Casual Vacancy Regulations, after nominations are opened and applications have been received, […]

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AUU Board threatens On Dit editorial independence

Words by Felix Eldridge Last Monday, the AUU Board voted in favour of an amendment to the AUU student media rules regarding the regulation of online content published by On Dit. The amendment gave the AUU the power to remove online articles published by On Dit if the AUU had reasonable grounds to fear successful legal […]

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Paro Dit — The Unibar is now going to be run by the University.

Words by Felix Eldridge After prolonged negotiations, the University has announced that the Adelaide University Unibar will now be administered directly by the University rather than continuing to be operated by a private company. When speaking to On Dit earlier today, a senior University official read out the following statement: “Now, I’m fully aware that there’s […]

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Paro Dit — Senior SRC Member forced to reimburse SRC for chartered helicopter flight.

Words by Felix Eldridge Artist impression of the events A high-ranking Office Bearer of the SRC was today forced to reimburse the SRC several hundred dollars for chartering a helicopter flight from the Goodman Lawns to the Maths Lawns. In their official statement, the member stated that they thought it was justifiable to use student funds because […]

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Paro Dit – Clubs Committee shuts down League of Legends club for being ‘too similar’ to the DOTA…

Words by Felix Eldridge A side by side comparison of the two games In a sudden turn of events, the AUU Clubs Committee has deregistered the League of Legends Club as per clubs committee rules where ‘the Union will not register a club with substantially similar objectives to an existing club.’ The Clubs Committee stated that because […]

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Paro Dit — Labor Right faceless people achieve affirmative action within powerbroker circles

Words by Felix Eldridge Pictured above: newest faceless powerbroker to Labor Right Earlier this morning the Labor Club Executive met to formally appoint this year’s faceless people. This year, the Executive has reached the ‘50% faceless women target’ set the previous year. One faceless man stated after the meeting: “Yes, while we’ve had affirmative action for some […]

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Paro Dit — On Dit Office is raided by AUU as part of a news story cover up.

Words by Felix Eldridge Scenes from outside the On Dit office yesterday evening In the late hours of yesterday evening, seven AUU staff and security personnel entered the On Dit office located in the basement of the George Murray building. While the AUU assured On Dit that this was merely just a ‘routine random check-up’, On […]

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PARO DIT – On Dit popularity skyrockets amid nation-wide toilet paper shortage

Words by Gage McGriffin Artist interpretation of the scenes In a surprising development in the COVID-19 epidemic, On Dit readership has risen by 300% in the last week, as university students everywhere flock to campus On Dit distribution points to snatch up copies. This unforeseen consequence is seemingly the result of a nationwide toilet paper shortage. […]